Famous Quotes
Top Gun
Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.
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Slider: Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.
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[watching a video of planes being shot down]
Wolfman: This gives me a hard on.
Hollywood: Don't tease me.
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Iceman: The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
40 Year Old Virgin
Jay: [to Andy, in a bar] All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."
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Jay: [to Andy, in a bar on how to examine women discretely] You’ve got to use your peripherals.
Wedding Crashers
Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull's-eye.
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Chazz Reinhold: So how's my protege?
John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.
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John Beckwith: Hey, listen. What angle are you going to play here?
Jeremy Grey: I am going to go with the balloon animal display. For the kids. And then when she comes near, guess who is the broken man, haunted past? How about you?
John Beckwith: I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a charter member of Oprah's book club.
Jeremy Grey: It's all deadly.
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Mrs. Kroeger: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
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John Beckwith: I'd like to be cowboys from Arizona or pimps from Oakland but it's not Halloween. Grow up; Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
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Jeremy Grey: Go out there and get some strange ass!
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Jeremy Grey: I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!
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John Beckwith: Rule #1: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher Behind.
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John Beckwith: You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
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Chazz Reinhold: Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
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John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.
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Jeremy Grey: Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! |